Almost Back to Normal


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My, my. It’s been quiet around here, hasn’t it?

I wish I could say that’s because I’ve been sunning myself somewhere tropical on a chaise lounge made entirely of cash money from my smut-writing career, but alas, no: I’ve been working another job.

Initially I’d planned to just volunteer a bit for a cause I believed in, but it turned out they had room for a trained writer on their staff, and one thing led to another…and now it’s November, and I’m a week away from the end of my short-term contract, blinking and dazed and wondering what the heck happened to those last few months!

It’s been a wild ride. I’ve loved every minute (except the ones I’ve hated), and I highly, highly, highly recommend that anyone fortunate enough to have a flexible, somewhat self-sustaining income stream (like a smut writer’s!) take advantage of that by getting involved with things that matter to them.

But you know what else matters to me? Dirty books. I love ’em. I love writing ’em, I love reading ’em, and starting Nov. 15th I’m back to doing it as my one and only job, rather than trying to juggle a full-time-and-then-some commitment on top of my smut-peddling.

I hope you’re as eager as I am!

Freebies & Coming Soons!


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Personal projects continue to nibble away at the edges of my time, but I’m happy to have some smut to offer y’all this week!

First up is a freebie over at the Darknest Fantasy Erotica forums, under my nomme de nerd of Arjah: Emergency Measures, a Warcraft-universe tale of betrayal and forced breeding. If you’ve never visited Darknest before, the site will ask you to register, but don’t worry — it’s completely free, always has been, and always will be.

DGaround5Space-goat breeding farms not your thing? (Note for the non-nerdy: “space goat” is a mocking nickname for one of the Warcraft races, and does not refer to actual goats, extraterrestrial or otherwise.) Never fear — next up for the month of September is a new installment in the Dickgirls Around Town series, this one featuring a steamy four-way at the sleaziest motel in town!

If you’re not already on the mailing list, sign up now to get advance notification, preorder bargains, and other specials from the mighty smut-publishinghouse of A. Vivian Vane, home to all your erotic needs.

There’s a lot more coming soon, and you won’t want to miss any of it — that is, if you’re a pervy reader with a taste for fine wordsmithing, and since you’re here reading this, I’m quite sure you are!

Commissions Closed!


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Interest has been overwhelming, and I’m full up on commissions for the next month or so. Any new projects I take on won’t even be starting ’til the end of August or after, so if you’re not already in the queue for a commission, shoot me an email in September!


Did this sign make anyone else think of chastity play?

I appreciate all the interest, and other fans, don’t worry — there’ll be non-commission ebook titles coming soon on all the usual platforms.

“Futa Island” Reaches an Epic Climax


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Futa3Oh, my pretties, how long you’ve waited for this one!

If you’re a fan of that signature AVV shemale style (and if you’re reading this you know exactly what I mean), then take a deep breath before you squeal for joy, because it’s here: the final and epic conclusion to the “Futa Island” series!

And it’s a big one too — a big, hot, sweltering package of futa goodness. Weighing in at over 50 pages, this is I think my most substantial work of futanari-fantasy to date, and every page is packed with steamy, sweaty you-know-what. It’s everything you’ve always loved about shemale erotica, dialed all the way up to 11. (80s humor — sorry, younger readers.)

The supersized Mounted and Mated is available for preorder on Amazon now, and if you order before June 24 you’ll save 40% off the cover price. Don’t wait — order your copy of Futa Island: Mounted and Mated today!

Free Erotica Ebooks for Advance Reviewers


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How would you like to read all my new releases and upcoming titles completely for free?

If that caught your interest, good news — I’m currently adding to my list of Advance Reviewers.

Advance Reviewers receive upcoming A. Vivian Vane titles in advance, completely free, in exchange for posting their honest reviews on I don’t open the program up for new members often, but right now I have room to add at least 2-3 new names to the very exclusive list!

The Advance Reviewer Program

Here’s how this works:

1. Roughly 1-2 weeks before public release of a new A. Vivian Vane title, Advance Reviewers receive a link to a complete PDF of the ebook. The stories are completed and edited by this point; the PDF will be the same document that paid purchasers receive when the book goes live.

2. Included in the email with the ebook will be a link to the Amazon item page.

3. In exchange for their free copy, Advance Reviewers are asked to post a succinct, positive review of the book on its Amazon page. (In some cases the book may still be in pre-order, meaning reviews cannot be posted; I will include the release date in the email so reviewers know when they can post reviews.)

Reviews need not be five-star, although it’s always appreciated. (The way the Amazon system is weighted, anything less than four stars hurts the title more than it helps, so please reserve those ratings for books that you thought were incomplete or full of errors, rather than just not quite to your taste.)

Reviewers should never feel pressured to praise a book they didn’t enjoy, but this is at heart a promotional program. If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say it! I will remove reviewers from the program if they are regularly posting negative or unflattering feedback.

Reviewers will continue to receive advance titles for free so long as they continue to post useful, positive reviews. Reviewers who skip reviewing multiple titles in a row will be removed from the list.

How to Become an Advance Reviewer

I currently have openings for 2-3 new reviewers, although if there’s strong interest I may go as high as 4-5. If you’d like to sign up, email me at, subject heading “Advance Reviewer,” and include in the body of your email:

  • the email address at which you wish to receive your advance copies and notifications
  • the Amazon account name with which you will be posting reviews (so that I can verify reviews have been posted)
  • any “hard no” kinks or gender pairings that you cannot comfortably read about or comment on (if there are a lot of these, I probably can’t use you — my books are quite wide-ranging!)

If you’re selected, I will reply to let you know that you’ve been added to the Advance Reviewer list. You’ll begin receiving preview copies within the next week or two!

If you enjoy my works, this is your chance to get them completely for free, every single title, so don’t hesitate — email me at to become an Advance Reviewer today!

New Futa Erotica – Preorder “Serving the Savages” & Save!


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Fans of futanari (those extra-endowed shemale fantasies that we all know are impossible, and yet oh-so-delectable as well) clearly enjoyed the first Futa Island installment, sending it straight to the top of my sales chart for a solid month.

Futa2Now the wait is over for the sizzling second installment, with 100% more shemale fuckmeat slapped in, around, and on top of yielding female flesh!

Futa Island: Serving the Savages is a raunchy fuck-fest even by my standards, following the captive Aela Goldenbough as she adjusts to life with the Futai Tribe. Every time she thinks she’s found a way to make her captivity work in her favor, it seems like there’s a new, muscular shemale there to slap her down…or two at once, bending and spreading her over the tribe’s cum-splattered “sharing rock!”

If you like oversized dicks in dainty holes, captivity narratives gone oh-so-wrong, or just jungle adventures in the finest pulp traditions, Futa Island: Serving the Savages is the new A. Vivian Vane release for you.

Preorder it on Amazon for an April 15 delivery and you’ll save 25% — just in time for tax day, at least for American readers!

Ugh, that wasn’t a very sexy note to end on, was it? Sorry!

“Club Patriarchy,” New BDSM Series, Starts Here!


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Club Patriarchy Entrance ExamReaders rejoice: it’s time for a brand-new series from A. Vivian Vane, this one focused on extreme BDSM between consenting adults!

Hidden in an upscale penthouse, Club Patriarchy is “a place where men can be men, and women can be slaves”…and it turns out a surprising number of women are into exactly that! Entrance Exam, the first installment in the series, follows the erotic efforts of a husband-and-wife team to gain access to the space, where they can live out their deepest and most forbidden fantasies.

The “Club Patriarchy” series will explore themes of extreme submission, including exaggerated “traditional gender roles.” If you’ve been harboring secret housewife or Madonna/whore fantasies, this is the fantasy for you!

Club Patriarchy: Entrance Exam is available on Amazon for $3.99. Pick up a copy and start stroking!

Back from Vacay: The Updates and Upcomings


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pinup-girl-floridaA lovely two weeks in the Sunshine State having been had (I’m so relaxed even my voice is still passive, HEYO!), your friendly smut-peddler is back in the Frozen North, typing away as fast as possible to keep the blood flowing to the fingers.

It’s easily my second-favorite way to exercise them, if you know what I mean. (Knitting. I’m getting big into knitting.)

(Not actually.)

So, what’s coming next for you dirty readers?

Club Patriarchy

ClubI’d hoped to have this one out before vacation, but it just didn’t happen. Good news is, I thought up and added a whole new scene in between beach breaks, so it’ll be even filthier, longer, and more satisfying than planned.

If you like willing submission, kinky roleplay involving those “traditional gender roles” in all their creepy/erotic glory, and group sex with people of all shapes, sizes, and colors, you should be excited for this one. Sign up for the mailing list (and be sure to whitelist my address, to get the release announcement and special pre-order prices!

Open Commissions

I’ve had a full plate of commissions lately, but I’m finally clearing the bulk of them out. I’ll be willing to consider at least one or two new projects starting in April. If you’ve been hoping to snag my writing skills for a personal project, the first couple weeks in April would be a great time to drop me a line!

I won’t be able to take on every projects, and I will be giving at least some preference to commissions sans dickgirl/futa characters. The publishing schedule is already full of those!

Darknest Fantasy Erotica

For those that weren’t already aware, I currently moderate the Story Board at a lovely website devoted to fantasy erotica and related materials, Darknest Fantasy Erotica.

You may have already encountered some of the other writers from our community — we published an anthology of erotic shorts a little while back — and there are more joining every day!

Whether you’re a reader or a writer or both, I strongly encourage you to sign up (it’s free) and spend a while browsing the forums. Good friends, good smut, and a good audience for anything you choose to make public — what more could you ask for?

And yes, I do post freebies there from time to time, if that’s additional motivation. Stop on by!

Now if you’ll excuse me, this looks like an awful lot to take care of in the next few weeks as I look back over it…I’d better get back to writing!


“Dickgirls Around Town: Trailer Park Tag Team” Live on Amazon!


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It’s here, it’s queer, it’s time to cheer: the newest Dickgirls Around Town installment is live on Amazon, and it’s a hot one.

DGaround4Join the same rowdy, randy bunch of teenagers readers met in Trailer Trash, this time with a traveling hitchhiker in the back of their pickup truck and all too ready to be talked into poor personal choices.

But wait, as they say, there’s more. “Trailer Park Tag Team” also introduces us to the staff of the Shady Homes, and to the perspective of a healthy young male in a town dominated by dickgirls. Half the gangbang is seen through the eyes of James Kedzie, problem-solver and all around handyman for the Shady Homes owner (a Rubenesque dickgirl whose lustful attentions towards James’s own mother have not gone unnoticed).

All in all, it’s quite a romp through a world inhabited by horny, well-hung shemales, and if that’s your kind of fantasy, “Trailer Park Tag Team” will make for happy reading. Order it on Amazon now!

New “Dickgirls Around Town” Available for Preorder!


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Do you like dickgirls?

Do you like reading about their doings…around town?

DGaround4The fictional town of Mortonville, that is, home to the “Dickgirl Cheerleaders” and “Dickgirls Around Town” series of smutty shorts! If you’re a fan, good news: the next installment is coming your way on March 4, and you can preorder it on Amazon right now.

“Trailer Park Tag Team” takes the Mortonville dickgirls to a place we’ve seen before: the Shade Tree Trailer Homes, better known to the town as Shady Homes.

In this installment, a gang of five teenaged dickgirls (all above the age of 18, natch!) invite a hitchhiker into the back of their pickup truck for a lift…and a little fun. A little fun turns into a lot of fun, and a lot of fun turns into a lot of dicks, all hot and sweaty on a summer’s day in fine futanari style.

But wait, as they say, there’s more. “Trailer Park Tag Team” also introduces us to the staff of the Shady Homes, and to the perspective of a healthy young male in a town dominated by dickgirls. Half the gangbang is seen through the eyes of James Kedzie, problem-solver and all around handyman for the Shady Homes owner (a Rubenesque dickgirl whose lustful attentions towards James’s own mother have not gone unnoticed).

All in all, it’s quite a romp through a world inhabited by horny, well-hung shemales, and if that’s your kind of fantasy, “Trailer Park Tag Team” will make for happy reading. Order it on Amazon right now for delivery March 4!