December Deals – Big Discounts on Erotic Ebooks!

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Hey there, hot stuff — you looking to score tonight?

Score big deals on erotic fiction from A. Vivian Vane, that is! I’ve got titles marked down for December, and you don’t want to miss ‘em. Catch up with some of the latest and best-selling A. Vivian Vane titles, discounted up to 40% off:

noblewoman-smallA Noblewoman’s Fall – Victorian taboo erotica! An adopted noblewoman and her naughty maid stumble from one misadventure to the next, discovering along the way just how depraved the innocent-seeming Mary really is at heart. From her maid’s first erotic anal teasings to her step-brother’s wicked ways, it’s a quick spiral downward for Mary — and a deliciously decadent filth-fest for readers, with corsets, cocks, and cum in abundance!

40% Off! Was $4.99, now just $2.99!

Remedial-ProgrammingRemedial Programming – Sexy science fiction at its filthiest! In a world where human beings can become government property, there’s a cutthroat corporate culture, and even the smartest woman has to stay on her toes to avoid a brainwashing trip through the Department of Remedial Programming. Dystopian brainwashing fun…if that’s the sort of thing you find “fun,” of course. We won’t judge. Come put the “cyber” in “cyberpunk,” hur hur hur.

40% Off! Was $4.99, now just $2.99!

princess-serena-200x300Princess Serena and the Captives of Castle Cagebird – Lesbian steampunk erotica! Adventure and airships with a girl-girl twist, perfect for those who like their erotica both Sapphic and sweet. Thoroughly willing participants, shameless sex positivity, and a whole range of body types and ethnicities makes this a heartwarming — if decadently naughty — read from start to finish. Finally, lesbian smut you can feel good about!

25% Off! Was $3.99, now just $2.99!

Deals like these, as they say, won’t last, but the books will — a whole lifetime of naughty reading pleasure! (Assuming, you  know, that ebook formats don’t become completely obsolete, or the machine overlords don’t rise up and enslave us through our smutty text addiction…although that last sounds kinda hot, now that I say it.) Shop A. Vivian Vane on Amazon.com and save today!

IT’S ALIVE! “Remedial Programming” Hits E-Book Retailers

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Happy holidays and even happier humping, my horny honchos! I hope you’re staying warm by staying under the covers, preferably with your favorite A. Vivian Vane erotic novel.

Remedial-ProgrammingMy latest title, Remedial Programming, is live and available on all the major e-book retailers as of today, which means you can get it on Amazon, Smashwords, or Barnes & Nobles as your preference dictates.

(And I think it’s also on Kobo. It certainly looks like it’s available on Kobo. Kobo distribution is a little weird, and doesn’t play as nicely with my friendly local credit union as other merchants. But theoretically you can get at least some of my titles there, if you’re dedicated to doing business with Kobo!)

Remedial Programming is an utterly filthy sci-fi romp through a dystopian world where people are property and their public sexual use is commonplace. I highly recommend it for fans of submission, mind control stories, and dark adventures in corporate malfeasance. Pick your e-book retailer, download a copy today, and dive between those covers! (Or into your bathtub, or wherever else you like to let your fingers do the walking.) It’s the best way to stay warm in these long winter weeks.

New Sci-Fi Erotica “Remedial Programming” – 40% Off Preorders

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The future is here, and it’s a hot one in Remedial Programming, the new erotic sci-fi thriller from A. Vivian Vane. Preorders are just $2.99 on Amazon.com, down from $4.99, only through November 28.

In a not-too-distant and not-too-implausible future, a brand new generation of humans has been raised as government property. Docile, under-educated, and disposable, they make the term “human resources” terrifyingly literal.

Remedial-ProgrammingBut in every generation there are outliers, and outliers must be dealt with. Enter the Department of Remedial Programming for Women: a public/private partnership dedicated to turning intelligent young women into sex-obsessed bimbos.

Dr. Lana Swanson loves her job at Remedial Programming. But when a rival from another department sets her sights on Lana’s directorship, office politics turn quickly into office programming, and soon it’s a race to see who’ll be the last woman standing — and who’ll be the woman wearing nothing but a silly smile and a pair of fake tits.

Fans of mind games, exhibition, public use, and themes of control will love Remedial Programming. It’s a dark, depraved world where every choice is the wrong one…and yet feels so, so right, all the way down into smiling slavery. Delicious.

Now through Nov. 28, preorder Remedial Programming on Amazon.com for $2.99. Prices rise when the book goes live, so get yours early and save!

(And if you’re not on it yet, join the mailing list for even more discounted offers, free previews and short stories, and more.)

Steampunk Lesbian Adventure “Princess Serena” Available for Purchase

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princess-serena-200x300It’s here and it’s hot: Princess Serena and the Captives of Castle Cagebird, a rollicking adventure story filled with corsets, cogs, and cunnilingus.

If you didn’t pre-order a copy, don’t despair — Princess Serena is now available through all the major ebook retailers, including Amazon, Smashwords, and Barnes & Noble.

Fans of lesbian love stories and Victorian high adventure will find lots to enjoy in this first A. Vivian Vane foray into the world of “steamy steampunk” and all the corseted shenanigans it implies!

Read on for a free preview of “Princess Serena and the Captives of Castle Cagebird”:

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Lesbian Steampunk Fantasy “Princess Serena” – Pre-Order for 75% Off!

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Avast, ye horny pussy-lovers — there’s a new erotic romance on the horizon, and you can get if for just a buck this week.

princess-serena-200x300Princess Serena and the Captives of Castle Cagebird is a swashbuckling steampunk novella full of lots and lots of lady-loving (and, naturally, lady-licking, too). It’s got airships, it’s got lightning rods; it’s got women of all shapes and sizes spreading their legs and diving in for one another’s pleasure.

And on top of that all, it’s a rather sweet and silly romp through all the best misunderstood tropes of “Victorian” novels that are anything but. I never meta-fiction I didn’t like! (RIMSHOT)

If that sounds like your cup of Ceylon, pre-order Princess Serena and the Captives of Castle Cagebird this week, now through Wednesday, to get if for just $0.99. The ebook will be delivered Wednesday, and the cover price will rise to $3.99 later that day.

Read on for a free preview of “Princess Serena and the Captives of Castle Cagebird”:

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Coming Soon to Pre-Order: Princess Serena and the Captives of Castle Cagebird

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Do you like lesbians? Adventure? Romance? Unnecessary gears, cogs, and airships all over the place?

Then now is a good time to be on my mailing list, so that you receive the special pre-order offer for Princess Serena and the Captives of Castle Cagebird, a new lesbian steampunk bodice-ripper that’s as full of fun as it is filth.

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It’s your classic coming-of-age story, or more properly cumming-of-age:

“With a deepening flush, Serena realized that many of the pictures were quite detailed, particularly in the regions between the thighs. The artist had worked with very tiny brushes indeed to render the individual folds and wrinkles of spreading, oval-shaped openings, bright pink inside their furry nests of hair. Fingers, painted just as lovingly, plunged in many of the pictures between those pink lips, to the obvious delight of the unmoving subjects.

Serena had never seen such drawings. For that matter, she had never seen what actually lay between a woman’s thighs in such detail, either, not even her own. Serena was all too aware that it was considered shameful to be seen or touched there, by anyone or anything.

Still, the princess could not help slipping one hand beneath the blankets to lift the hem of her chemise and touch, experimentally, the softly-furred cleft of her thighs. Smooth skin vanished into a thicket of downy curls, and hidden beneath those…”

Sounds exciting, no? If that’s the sort of thing that pushes your buttons (and you know what buttons I’m talking about), sign up for the A. Vivian Vane mailing list now! Discounted Princess Serena preorders go on sale this weekend, with the book available next week.

And if lesbians in zeppelins aren’t your thing, we won’t judge you (although it’s hard). Stay tuned for reprogrammed cybersluts in an urban dystopia, the thrilling conclusion to the Dickgirl Cheerleaders series, and more, all this month!

Commissions Closed for 2014

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As most of my fans know, I write custom erotica in addition to my Amazon/B&N/etc.-published e-books, often as a way to get stories that those publishers won’t accept to people.

It’s something I’ve always been happy to do, but the demand is outstripping my capacity, so I’m going to have to put a hold on new commissions through the end of the year!

Obviously, if you’ve already commissioned something from me and we’ve discussed payments and delivery dates and so forth, this doesn’t apply to you. I won’t have any trouble handling what’s already on my plate, but I don’t want to add to it.

Commissions should open up again in 2015, and there’ll be plenty of new, publicly-available fiction between now and then, including the conclusion to the Dickgirl Cheerleaders series, new steampunk (lesbian) and cyberpunk (slut) works, and more.

If you’re not already on it, my mailing list is absolutely the best way to stay on top of new releases, freebies, and other news. Stay tuned!

Dickgirl Cheerleaders #11 Now Available!

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Want some dick to go with your girl? Some baby to go with your bump? Some filthy fucking co-eds to go with your fantasy college experience? Dickgirl Cheerleaders #11 has it all, and it’s available on Amazon and Smashwords right now.

cheerleaders11Dickgirl Cheerleaders #11: Preggers! is the latest in a frankly depraved series of standalone shorts, each one packed from start to finish with sweaty, spermy, shemale goodness.

In this new installment, teenaged Amanda finally comes to terms with the inevitable consequences of her freewheeling, dickgirl-loving lifestyle: a positive pregnancy test and a bunch of no-good, always-horny girlfriends who think that is just sooooo hawt!

But no matter how depraved things get at Dickgirl House, they can always sink lower, and pretty soon Amanda is caught up in an orgiastic whirl as her friends and their she-stud lovers try out new and even more perverted delights on one another’s willing bodies.

Dickgirl Cheerleaders #11: Preggers! can be found on Amazon and Smashwords for $2.99. If you’re new to the series, don’t worry — you can start the Dickgirl Cheerleaders books anywhere. Each story stands alone as a self-contained unit, and you can start the series with Dickgirl Cheerleaders #1: Towel Girl for just 99 cents right now.

As always, if you haven’t signed up yet, I highly encourage you to join my mailing list. It’s where you’ll get all the latest news, hot releases, and private discounts and free stories that I don’t share anywhere else. Who wouldn’t want me in their box?

Happy reading, horny people!

Free AVV Story at the Bad Girl’s Bible Erotica Contest

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Do you like my stories? Would you like to read one for free?

Then get over to the Bad Girl’s Bible Erotica collection, where I’ve got a brand new sexy short posted absolutely free.

It’s called “Discipline in the Workplace,” and it is about a lady CEO who occasionally needs some loving domination from one of her hot male employees on the side. I think it is pretty good!

The story is part of a contest (you can read the other entries on the same Bad Girl’s Bible Erotica website), so if you like the story and want to up-vote it, use any of the sharing options their on the host page: Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest, or Google+.

Of course, that relies on you having a social media account on which you can comfortably share your love of workplace BDSM stories…it’s not a perfect system. But those are the rules we were given! And it does mean you can “vote” for as many stories as you want to share, if you do have an account for such things.

So head on over to Bad Girl Bible’s Erotica and enjoy my latest sexy short, and share it on the social media if you can! And now, a short preview for your titillation:

Taking a deep breath, Geneva lowered her voice and said, “I want you.”

Robert was small and sharp-featured, a contrast to Geneva’s heart-shaped face and soft cheeks. He needed only a very small lift of one eyebrow to form a questioning quirk. One of his slim hands moved to lie atop his desk, just above the uppermost drawer on the right side.

“Go on…?” Robert said softly.

A flush rose in Geneva’s cheeks. Excitement shot through her like an electric shock, making her whole body tingle. Knowing how weak she sounded, and how needy, she stared down past the front of her white blouse and navy skirt to her stocking-clad feet in their leather pumps. “I need that,” she whispered, nodding toward the corner of Robert’s desk, just below his hand. “Please.”

Robert smiled. It was a little smile, but it was enough. Geneva could read a faint, possessive pride on her analyst’s face. Her heart pounded. Unconsciously, she pressed her thighs together beneath the dark skirt. Her clothes felt far too warm; far too constricting. She had wanted to tear them off on her way down from the executive suite, and wouldn’t that have given the board something to talk about at their next meeting?

Read more at Bad Girl Bible’s Erotica! Vote by sharing on social media using the buttons at the top or bottom of the story!

Podcasted: In Which Other Authors Say Nice Things About Me

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I should start this post with a confession: I don’t really listen to podcasts.

I don’t do videos or vlogs or Vines or whatever much, either. I tend to automatically close web pages the moment they start playing anything at me. Listening to someone else say words is so much slower than reading them myself!

So I am not qualified to weigh in on the relative merits of podcasts. But I know other authors do them as a form of reader outreach, and I enjoy those authors’ success vicariously. It’s good to be good at lots of different media content.

I am, of course, extra fond of author podcasts when they talk about me, which happened in J. E. & M. Keep’s SciFi, Fantasy, Romance & Erotica Podcast #6 this week:

They are an entertaining couple who apparently podcast naked together, which is adorable, and they were good enough to mention my SLUT for the State and its publication struggles around the 28 minute mark in the above episode.

(M. Keep also brought up the assigned breeders from Lois Lowry’s children’s novel The Giver, which I had not remembered from my childhood but which might very well be the first breeding-fetish content I ever encountered. I guess I’ll mention it alongside the thinly disguised scat porn in Animorphs and other, more disgusting series by the same author if I ever talk to a therapist about my childhood.)

I’m the last person to speak authoritatively on the subject, but it seemed like a pretty entertaining podcast all the way through, and if you like it they have a bunch more, along with a cool website full of dark erotica.

So that was a fun thing that happened this week. And, if state-sponsored breeding and cybernetic wombs sounds like your cup of erotic, dystopian tea, SLUT for the State is available on Amazon and Barnes & Noble! Just sayin’.

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