“Futa Island: Taken by the Tribe” Available for Preorder


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Coming Soon to a Jungle Island Near You…

Futa-IslandAvast, adventurers! Depravity and debauchery await you in the latest A. Vivian Vane swashbuckler — a deviant tale of forbidden desires deep in a sweltering jungle wilderness.

“Futa Island: Taken by the Tribe” starts a brand-new futanari (dickgirl, shemale, etc.) series dominated by a tribe of dickgirls in every shape and size. Some have the “parts” of both men and women, while others boast only one ridiculously oversized member…or in some cases, even more than one!

It’s a surprise under every loincloth, and in this first standalone adventure, there’s only one waifish, elfin damsel to satisfy each and every one of them.

If you like seeing beautiful heroines taken forcefully by shemale cocks (and I know a great many of you do), “Taken by the Tribe” is a must-not-miss. Preorder it on Amazon before February 19th to save a buck off the final cover price!

Read on below for a free preview of “Taken by the Tribe,” as our damsel in distress encounters her first oversized futa prick…

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Release Schedule & Open Review Slots


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secretary-pinupIt typically takes me the better part of January to get over my New Year’s Eve parties, so February 1 is really the start of the new business year for me.

And just in time for it, I’ve got two upcoming releases to preview for you (more on that below), plus the opportunity to become a free Advance Review reader of all the new AVV titles this year.

Advance Reviewer Openings

Advance Reviewers are my team of special super-fans! They receive electronic copies of upcoming AVV titles several weeks in advance, free of charge. All I ask in return is an honest, thoughtful review of at least 2-3 sentences on the book’s Amazon page.

I tend to keep this list fairly small (don’t want to give away too many freebies, after all), but for the new year I’m opening up five Advance Reviewer slots. If you think you’d like to read and review several AVV titles a month, this is the job for you!

To sign up, email me at a.vivian.vane@gmail.com, subject heading “Advance Reviewer,” and include in the body of your email:

  • the email address at which you wish to receive your advance copies and notifications
  • the Amazon account name with which you will be posting reviews (so that I can verify reviews have been posted)
  • any “hard no” kinks or gender pairings you know that you cannot comfortably read about or comment on (if there are a lot of these, I probably can’t use you — my books are quite wide-ranging!)

If you’re selected, I will reply to let you know that you’ve been added to the Advance Reviewer list. You’ll begin receiving preview copies within the next week or two!

Upcoming Titles/Release Schedule

Excited for a new A. Vivian Vane title on your cozy, glowing screens? Stay tuned for the following upcoming titles:

Futa-IslandFuta Island – Taken by the Tribe

Release Date: Friday, February 19

A brand-new title in a brand-new series, presenting a bunch of busty jungle amazons looking to get their extra parts wet!

If you’re a fan of futanari (dickgirls, shemales, call ’em what you will) done the A. Vivian Vane way, you’ll find plenty to like in here — and more, as some of the jungle she-creatures take on various shapes, sizes, and combinations of the naughty bits we all love to lust after!

It’s a little bit of exoticism, a little bit of dominance/submission, and a whole lot of sweaty she-cocks all rolled into one fantastic first installment. Mark your calendars for Friday, February 19th — or sign up to be an Advance Reviewer if you’d like to read it sooner :)

DGaround4Dickgirls Around Town: Trailer Park Tag Team

Release Date: Friday, March 4

Keeping with the dickgirl theme, here comes the latest installment in the Dickgirls Around Town series, set in the same universe as Dickgirl Cheerleaders and already featuring three sexy volumes:

Trailer Park Tag Team revisits the Shade Tree Homes trailer park (known to all and sundry as the “Shady Homes”), and introduces the sultry shemale that owns the place, as well as her hapless teenaged handyman.

With a truckbed gangbang, a healthy dose of voyeurism, and all the spurting she-cum you’ve come to love, this is another must-not-miss for fans of the dickgirl genre.

Club Patriarchy

Release Date: Friday, March 18

You didn’t think it was all going to be dickgirls this year, did you?

Never fear! I’ve got my fans of the ladies with extra appendages, to be sure, but my lust for good old fashioned hetero (and homo, for that matter) submission cannot be denied.

First up in 2016’s non-shemale offerings will be Club Patriarchy, the sizzling tale of a private club for gentlemen whose wives, girlfriends, and slaves enjoy the old-fashioned values that keep women in the kitchen when they’re not in the bedroom.

The cover is still in the works (and the design so far looks smexy), but don’t worry…you’ll be hearing and seeing more about this consensual submission extravaganza soon!

Stay tuned for all the latest from AVV — and to get it sooner and absolutely free, consider joining as an Advance Reviewer!

Breaking the Bed


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breaking-bedWell, loyal readers, it finally happened: my lover and I broke the bed.

The moral of this story, alas, is not “Erotica writers are whirling dynamos of sexual energy,” but rather “Don’t buy your furniture at Ikea.”

Or at least don’t buy furniture that’s going to take a lot of weight and kinetic energy over the years (because hey, I may not be a whirling dynamo, but I’m no slouch either) if it includes any of their cheap, crappy fiberboard. And most Ikea furniture, with the exception of the all-metal frames, involves cheap, crappy fiberboard somewhere.

Seriously, just spring for like a $150 bed made out of halfway decent pine, throw a futon mattress on there, and call it a day. Box springs and drawers and all that other stuff are for people who don’t move around a lot, don’t have to worry about the endless urban siege warfare against bedbugs, and don’t fuck their lovers and their mattresses into submission on a regular basis.

Yeah, I went there. Now if you’ll excuse me, this Allen wrench isn’t going to just cram itself into all the necessary holes…

The Pornographer at the Party


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You wouldn’t think a writer of dirty books would make many social calendars, but I seem to do all right, and I don’t just mean those euphemistically-named “play parties.” (Although those, too, sometimes, yes.)

Here’s what I’ve learned in the busy winter social season: people love a chance to talk about smut.

Not just the perverts and sex industry types of my acquaintance — if anything, those are the folks more likely to want to shoot a round of pool, have a few drinks, and talk about anything but what they’ve been doing with their naughty bits lately.

But people with nine-to-five jobs, families and kids, all that stuff, yeah. Those folks love to ask about dirty books. Mention the job and I’m answering questions for hours.

Sometimes it’s very insightful stuff about industry trends and self-publishing; other times it’s just the usual “you can make a living doing that?!” disbelief/envy. But one way or another I find myself talking about my work about 300% more than the people around me at any given social event, and I don’t think it’s because I’m self-absorbed.

(I mean, I am self-absorbed. But it so rarely absorbs other people as well.)

I find that very heartening! It’s one thing for a high-volume consumer of erotica to be engaged in and supportive of us dirty authors, but when people who aren’t necessarily my target market take such an interest (even if it is only for the novelty value), it makes me feel good about the future of the industry.

Or at least the future of demand and acceptance — I suppose the industry itself, especially the parts about who gets paid and how, still has some growing pains to work through. But it’s nice to see how popular the pornographer at the party can be.

I don’t know. Maybe it’s just the hot new thing this social season. Did you have a pornographer at your last party? Work on that!

The Old Year In Review…and In Smut


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january-pinupAh, 2015. At the time you were “that year I took a massive pay cut,” but in my memory you will always be “that year I had sex with so many people.”

(It’s usually gauche to brag about these things, but I’m an erotica author. All things Sex Life are germane, and more importantly, work-related. You should see the business expenses I’ll be claiming on my taxes this year!)

I actually think on of the most asked questions I get when I disclose my smut-writing career is “do you write about your sex life?” or variations thereupon, and the answer is: it depends.

Do I write about specific partners, or specific dates, encounters, etc.? No. You will not find any AVV lovers, thinly or otherwise veiled, in any of my works.

But do naughty things from my life inform my understanding of How People Do Sex, and What People Find Sexy? Of course! Absolutely. How could it not?

what-she-wantsSo while I’ve never been married and never will be, I’m certainly thinking about the ways I’ve navigated and negotiated my own committed relationships — including the parts where my partners share themselves with others, or depending on the dynamic, I share my partners with others — when I’m writing a hotwife story like What She Wants.

And while the exact acts may not look quite the same, the consensually violent encounters I’ve had certainly inform the beatings, whippings, etc. that you get in something like Battle Babes — to say nothing of my many good friends in the smut biz helping out with the on-set culture and dynamics of the porn shoot in Lights, Camera, Masochism!

DGAround2Do I think it’s vital for smut writers to go out and do the dirty on the regular? Not necessarily. The books are, at heart, fantasy, and you can fantasize perfectly well without having had a related experience. I’ve never met a futa-fantasy “dickgirl” with overdeveloped boy parts, girl parts, and everything in between — because they don’t exist — but there the Dickgirls Around Town and Dickgirl Cheerleaders series are all the same, keeping readers happy and bread on my table.

Still, I’m glad of the wet and wild fun I’ve had all 2015 long, and not just because I like the sex. I really think it’s making me a better smut writer, with a wider range of tastes and a whole lot of naughty fodder for new scenarios, new pairings, and new fiction to keep you all titillated!

Also, I like the sex.

“Servants of the Satyrs” – Live & An Amazon Top 20 Seller!


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All right, you filthy fantasy fans — the latest A. Vivian Vane title is out, and it is hot.

Servants of the Satyrs” is a steamy-wet story just sloshing with spunk and spice, and if that doesn’t already have your underwear parts twitching for more, read on:

SatyrwhiteIn the bowels of the Deepwood lurk the satyrs: lusty goat-men who prey on fairer females for sport. A warrior from a distant elven tribe, Medrii figures she’s just the girl to help the local wood elves deal with their problem. She even enlists the aid of one of the natives, a blue-haired woman named Telandya.

It’s a quick in and out job. But when the darkly handsome satyr lord makes his counteroffer — and parts his powerful thighs to show Medrii just what she’s been missing out on all these years — the task at hand becomes a very different one…

Things get dirty fast in this one and they stay that way. Plot takes the backseat to hard, raunchy, elf-impregnating action as the dark demon dudes whip out their potent pussy-packing pricks…and yes, the story does indulge in some alliteration here and there, why do you ask?

As of today “Servants of the Satyrs” is in the Amazon Top 20 for its category, Fantasy Erotica — an honor shared by no less than five Anne Rice novels, so I’m going to go ahead and assume I’m doing something right. Pick a copy up today and keep that ranking high!

“Servants of the Satyrs” is available on Amazon, Smashwords, Barnes & Noble, and Kobo.

“Servants of the Satyrs” Available for Pre-Order


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All right, loyal readers. If you’ve been waiting eagerly for that good, old-fashioned A. Vivian Vane fantasy smut, wait no longer!

SatyrwhiteServants of the Satyrs is available for pre-order on Amazon this week, and you save a buck if you grab it before it goes live!

It’s a hot one, full of lustful, demonic satyrs and yielding elven women. If you like seduction, enslavement, and pregnancy/breeding fetishes, you’re not gonna put this one down. Start to finish, it’s about 35 pages of raw, unadulterated raunch!

Grab it this week to save 25%. Delivery is on Friday Nov. 20th — just in time to keep you warm on a nice wintery week.

Servants of the Satyrs — available for preorder on Amazon.com, only from A. Vivian Vane!

Dickgirls Around Town: Boob Job Boutique – Available Now!


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The dickgirls are back, and bigger than ever! Pick up the newest title today on Amazon, Smashwords, Barnes & Noble, or Kobo.

DGATBoutiqueBoob Job Boutique is the latest installment in the popular Dickgirls Around Town series, and this time the action takes place in the town’s plastic surgery clinic, where exaggeration is the new normal and bigger is always better.

The good doctor has a little something of her own tucked away under her white coat, and she’s not afraid to share it with the women who come into her clinic. Mothers, trophy wives, and attractive young students and models alike are all prey for the randy doctor and her well-hung secretary as they encourage the ladies of Mortonville to go bigger, always bigger, with their breasts…

Dickgirls Around Town: Boob Job Boutique is 30 pages of all the futanari filth you’ve come to know and love. Expect plenty of meaty she-stud pricks crammed into the tight and willing holes of horny, eager, women — all in the name of becoming a better babe, naturally!

Or unnaturally, as the case may be…

Dickgirls Around Town: Boob Job Boutique is available on Amazon, Smashwords, Barnes & Noble, and Kobo. Pick up your copy today!

Free Erotica Advance Reads for Reviewers!


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So…how would you like to read all my new releases and upcoming titles completely for free?

In what’s probably the best deal I’m ever going to offer, I’m currently building a list of ten lucky Advance Reviewers. Advance Reviewers will receive upcoming A. Vivian Vane titles in advance, completely free, in exchange for posting their honest reviews on Amazon.com.

The Advance Reviewer Program

Here’s how this works:

1. Roughly 1-2 weeks before public release of a new A. Vivian Vane title, Advance Reviewers will receive a complete, ebook-formatted copy.

2. Included in the email with the ebook will be a link to the Amazon pre-order page.

3. Reviewers will have the duration of the pre-order period (usually one week for short stories/serials and two for longer books) to post a review on Amazon.

Reviews need not be five-star, although it’s always appreciated. (The way the Amazon system is weighted, anything less than four stars hurts the title more than it helps, so please reserve those ratings for books that you thought were badly written or full of errors, rather than just not quite to your taste!) Reviews should also state that they are based on an advance copy.

Reviewers will continue to receive advance titles for free so long as they continue to post useful, accurate reviews. Reviewers who skip more than one title will be removed from the list.

How to Become an Advance Reviewer

I am currently only creating openings for ten reviewers. If you’d like to sign up, email me at a.vivian.vane@gmail.com, subject heading “Advance Reviewer,” and include in the body of your email:

  • the email address at which you wish to receive your advance copies and notifications
  • the Amazon account name with which you will be posting reviews (so that I can verify reviews have been posted)
  • any “hard no” kinks or gender pairings you know that you cannot comfortably read about or comment on (if there are a lot of these, I probably can’t use you — my books are quite wide-ranging!)

If you’re selected, I will reply to let you know that you’ve been added to the Advance Reviewer list. You’ll begin receiving preview copies within the next week or two!

This is, as I said above, probably the single best deal I will ever offer my readers, so don’t hesitate. If you’d like to become an Advance Reviewer, email me at a.vivian.vane@gmail.com today!

New BDSM Erotica: “Lights, Camera, Masochism”


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LightsCameraMasochismDo you like things a little rough in the bedroom?

What about between the pages?

If you do, the latest A. Vivian Vane title, “Lights, Camera, Masochism,” is for you! It’s got all the whips, chains, floggers, and filth that even the most dedicated connoisseur of kink-porn could hope for.

“Lights, Camera, Masochism” is a standalone short detailing (emphasis on the “detail”) the humiliation, abuse, and filming of a tough-as-nails porno director starring in her own dirty movie. It’s the only way for the hardbitten masochist to get the punishment she really deserves, and the cameras keep rolling all the while!

(So yes…it’s porn about making porn. I never metanarrative I didn’t like, HEYO!)

But seriously, this is one hot sizzler of a story, so if you like BDSM fantasies, pick it up today at Amazon, Smashwords, Kobo, or Barnes & Noble.

Or, if you like things a little kindler and gentler, why not try “What She Wants” — a feminist fantasy about a submissive woman who gets to have it both ways, with filthy strangers in motel rooms and at home in the arms of her loving husband?

Whatever your tastes, there’s an A. Vivian Vane story for you, and “Lights, Camera, Masochism” is just the latest in the catalog. Stay tuned for more fine smut coming your way soon, and don’t forget to check out the October Story Challenge while you’re here!


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