“A Noblewoman’s Fall” – New Victorian Taboo Erotica – 40% Off This Week


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All right, perverts. It’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for: this month’s big release!

(So that you can have your own big releases, right? Hur hur hur.)

noblewoman-small“A Noblewoman’s Fall” - Victorian Taboo Erotica

Available on Amazon for $2.99 this week only – Regular price $4.99

Adopted into a baronial family at a young age, Mary always tried to live up to the standards of the aristocracy. But when her naughty maid discovers the noblewoman’s lust for tender caresses in her most intimate places, it begins a downward spiral that Mary never could have predicted. 

Soon, Mary finds herself learning more about the real standards of the aristocracy than she ever imagined, discovering one secret perversion after another — even in those nearest and dearest to her!”

This is a nice, long romp through Victorian smut of all sorts: anal play, bisexual lady lovin’, taboo brother/sister scenes, gangbangs, and more! I like to think of it as the “corsets and cocks” genre of erotica.

Mailing list subscribers have already received a special bonus offer for a free e-book from my collection (a good reason to be a subscriber, if you’re not already), but you can still take advantage of the reduced price. “A Noblewoman’s Fall” will be $2.99 on Amazon.com through Monday, 21 April 2014, after which it goes up to $4.99.

So act now — grab yourself some corsets and cocks! Yummy yummy yummy.

Now Is A Good Time To Be On My Mailing List


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I don’t want to give any surprises away, but this week is a great time to be on my mailing list. A “free goodies and stuff” good time to be on it, hint hint hint.

There will be some announcements here on the blog soon, too, but for extra-special bonuses you want the mailing list. Trust me.

Go sign up! It’s good stuff. I don’t do spam or advertisements for other products or any of that crap; the only e-mails you get will be ones about A. Vivian Vane books. And those almost always come with a discount or a link to a free story, so…yeah. Why wouldn’t you sign up?

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some awesome surprises to get ready for the mailing list!

In Which I Try To Use Goodreads



Does anyone use/like Goodreads, the book review social network?

Would you like to tell me how to do it?

I made a profile ages ago, and then promptly forgot to do anything with it for about a year, but now I’m really going to try and make an effort to get involved. I suspect the results will look a little odd, since I’ll obviously be doing some networking and promotion in the erotica/romance genre but mostly read literary fiction for my own leisure and pleasure.

Still and all, going to take a stab at it! Who knows, maybe I will meet some excellent new friends. That’s what you do on social media, yes? Meet new friends? I don’t know; I’m terrible at it, as evidenced by my making the profile and then immediately abandoning it.

Terrible at social media, that is, not at making friends.

I’m going to stop digging. Anyway, come friend me on Goodreads, if you’re a user and that’s the sort of thing one does: my username is AVivianVane, and in theory I’m applied to be an “author” profile soon? I don’t know. We’ll see.

New things! Woo.

Dickgirl Cheerleaders #9: Available Now! (and Free Preview)


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cheerleaders9Whooooo loves dickgirl erotica?

If the answer is “you,” then you need to get to Amazon or Smashwords and pick up the latest of my Dickgirl Cheerleaders titles! It’s the longest one yet, and every page is crammed with hot shemale-on-female action.

Battered pussies and sloppy seconds as the fuckings go on and on? Check. Slutty clothes and first-time anal? Check, check. Bareback, risk-taking, cum-splattered sex that would make a porn star blush? Check, check, and check!

It’s a hot one. You should pick it up. Available on Amazon and Smashwords for $2.99.

And now, after the jump, a free preview of the dickgirl dickings in Dickgirl Cheerleaders #9: Moving in with the Dickgirls!

Man that was a lot of “dicks” in one sentence. Anyway, your preview!

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Spring 2014: Sluts, Hotwives, Gangbangs, and More!


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Eat your heart out Versace — the A. Vivian Vane spring collection is coming soon, and it’s a hot one!

If you’re not signed up for the newsletter yet, now’s the time to do it, because you do not want to miss any of this. Here’s what’s coming in the next couple months:


black-lace-slutSexual modesty is, like, so 20th Century!

These ladies love their bodies and they want everyone else to love them too. Watch ‘em strut, strip, and screw with smiles on their faces.

Maybe they were born promiscuous. Maybe someone gave them a good reason to become sexy sirens. Either way, they’re going to be everywhere in the A. Vivian Vane collection this spring, from college frat houses to the streets of a near-future dystopia.

Get ‘em while they’re hot!


bridal-lingerieThey’re hot. They’re horny. They’re married, and they don’t care.

What is it about hotwives that gets us all going, whether we’re male or female or something in between?

Maybe it’s the secret spark of shame in their eyes. Maybe it’s the knowledge that getting laid mattered more to them than their vows. Maybe sharing really is just caring.

It doesn’t matter to the married women of the spring collection. They’re going to be there on every sticky page: cheating on the sly, being whored out by their husbands, or just plain throwing a gangbang at the condo whenever they’re feeling lonely.

Not every wedding ring has to be gold. Sometimes a silicone cock ring is just as good.


WOMAN_SURROUNDED_BY_MENWhoever said “too much of a good thing” had never had it.

You know how it is. Once you spread your legs, it’s hard to close them again. And when there are throbbing members ready to fill your quivering folds, you’ll go on talking like a trashy romance novel until every last one of them is done with you.

A lot of ladies are going to have a lot of sex in the pages of A. Vivian Vane stories this spring, and you won’t want to miss a single one of them. Whether you like your cocks black, white, brown, or hung on a sexy amazon shemale, we’re going to have something for you.

So what are you waiting for? Sign up for the mailing list if you haven’t. Keep an eye on this webpage. Follow me on Twitter. Do whatever it takes to get you a piece of this action — and let’s heat spring up together.


Celebrating One Year in Business with a Free Erotic E-book


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On February 19, 2013, Space Station of the Sluts went up for sale on Amazon.


I think I made about enough that month to buy myself a celebratory beer (a cheap one), but it marked the start of a great year in publishing.

Now, a year later, I have a lot to celebrate! A. Vivian Vane titles are selling strong, and even Space Station of the Sluts still pulls down a sale or two on Amazon every week — it’s still earning me those beers, in other words.

This week I want to celebrate my erotica debut by sharing it with you absolutely free.

Mailing list subscribers have already received this offer — one more reason to get yourself on the list! But for those that haven’t, here is your special one-year anniversary treat: the novel that started it all.

To download the book for free, go to the Space Station of the Sluts Smashwords page and purchase it using the following coupon code:


This offer runs through Sunday, February 23, at which point it’s gone forever! (The offer, not the book. Space Station of the Sluts will still be there, keeping me in beer money and many strangers in orgasms.)

So happy anniversary to the book that started it all, and happy reading to you!

Two New Erotic Titles: “Blue Blood Babies” and “In the Talons of the Succubae”


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Yesterday you saw the covers — today you get your chance to grab the naughty stories behind them!

Blue Blood Babies and In the Talons of the Succubae are available for purchase on Amazon, Smashwords, and Barnes & Noble.

Check out the selections below the break for a sneak peek at the erotic fantasy waiting for you in these two new titles…

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Cover Previews: Two New Erotic Titles!


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Are you signed up for the A. Vivian Vane mailing list yet? If you’re not, now’s the time! In just a few days I’ll have two new titles hitting the shelves, and mailing list subscribers will be the first to know.

I’m thrilled to preview the lovely cover art for these, done as always by the incredibly talented Lacy Lucette:

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Isn’t she wonderful? I just adore these.

Blue Blood Babies is a self-contained story along the same lines as Fertile Mistresses. It features fantasy races, shemale/dickgirl characters, pregnancy, and lots and lots of raunchy sex, as well as a new cuckolding theme — with a twist!

In the Talons of the Succubae continues the adventures of Pirth the Enchantress, last seen writhing helplessly In the Coils of the Serpent Men. It features a seemingly endless stream of girl-on-girl-on-girl-on-even-more-girls action, as well as demon and monster characters and one very creepy voyeur.

I’m excited about both and I hope you are too — and remember, to hear from me as soon as these are available (and to get special offers and free stories delivered straight to your inbox), sign up for the A. Vivian Vane Mailing list.

The 10-Tweet Test


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Twitter_logo_10_tweet_testLike most users, I have more Twitter followers than I have people whose Twitter accounts I follow.

(Is there a Twitter-savvy phrase for “people whose Twitters I follow”? Tweeps or twerps or one of those obnoxious ones? I am not, obviously, Twitter-savvy myself.)

The small number of “follows” I give out is necessary to keep Twitter usable for me at all. I don’t have the time or mental energy to sort through a huge stream of information. More than a couple dozen tweets an hour and I’m skimming, vacant-eyed, with no idea what I’m reading no matter how great it is. That doesn’t benefit me or anyone else.

So I have to pick and choose the ones I want to follow carefully. Lately I’ve been using something I call the “10 Tweet Test,” which boils down to this:

1. Open the Twitter page of someone you’re thinking about following (full page, not the floating preview — that won’t show you all their retweets and favorites and such). 

2. Look over their last 10 tweets.

3. If less than three are original, non-promotional thoughts and/or organic, non-promotional interactions with friends, stop considering that person immediately.

4. If more than half were posted within the last hour, stop considering that person immediately.

5. Otherwise, make a choice based on how much you enjoy the things they post. 

I don’t feel like this sets too high of a standard. You have to actually be you, rather than an advertisement, 30% of the time, and you have to pause for digital breath a couple times an hour. That seems very achievable to me!

And yet this triage will eliminate at least half of the people who follow, re-tweet, etc. your account. I guarantee it.

This is probably not an effective way to use Twitter, from a marketing standpoint. I’ve read the literature; I know that it is, counter-intuitively enough, more successful to be an obnoxious, artificial-sounding promotional machine that no one would ever want to be actual friends with than to sound like a real human being. Quantity > quality.

But fuck it. I’ve only got so much time in the day. If I wanted to spend it tweaking my advertising strategy for maximum sales, rather than writing and thinking interesting thoughts, I’d have joined a marketing firm for six figures and a health plan instead of trying to go it as an indie author.

The 10-Tweet test: it’s for real human beings. Know it, learn it, love it.

And while you’re here, remember to join the mailing list! It’s full of free stuff, release announcements, and more. GET ME IN YOUR BOX.

A. Vivian Vane Turns One!


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They grow up so fast.

Can you believe it was only a year ago today that I was buying this domain name, choosing a title, and putting up a placeholder post to get A. Vivian Vane Talks Dirty started?

The first book (which you can currently get for free when you sign up for my mailing list) didn’t come for another month or so. But if A. Vivian Vane has a birthday (it’s not my real name, of course), I think it’s January 22, so happy birthday to me! I’m turning one, which should go over well with my ABDL/Little/infantilist fans.

A lot of things have happened since 1/22/13:

  • Six novellas and eight serial shorts came out under the AVV label, which is not a bad start. I dare say the writing got better along the way too, but you’d have to buy all my books and read them yourself to judge. Hint, hint, hint.
  • This blog got a facelift, a redesign, a custom URL, and customized appearance template, none of which I will ever be 100% happy with, perfectionist that I am, but which at least seem presentable.
  • I joined communities, met other authors, and landed a blogging spot over at One Handed Writers, a great blog full of talented and successful people that I desperately pretend I fit in with. 
  • The aforementioned mailing list launched just a few days ago, giving me a brand-new metric to obsess about. So go sign up for free goodies, will you? It soothes my numbers-driven insecurities.

All in all it’s been a good year. For a cautious experiment launched in the midst of many other writing projects, the A. Vivian Vane erotica brand is starting to look an awful lot like a real career, and that’s more than I’d dared hope for in January of 2013.

So happy birthday to me! And happy day to you too, if you go pick up your free copy of Space Station of the Sluts from the mailing list like a sensible person.

Onward to 2014, and beyond!


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